WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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