Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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