another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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