who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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