she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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