Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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