did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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