Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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