ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
