sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
