Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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