I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
