I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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