I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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