I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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