I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I enjoy the company of your penis
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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