Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize
