You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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