At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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