even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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