I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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