just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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