Don't you send me to vm
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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