it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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