love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Randomize
