OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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