Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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