Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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