You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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