Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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