Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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