Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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