He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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