I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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