I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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