i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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