called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
As shirtless as possible
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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