love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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