That's intense
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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