I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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