hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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