Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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