Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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