Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I checked into jail on foursquare
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My life is pants optional.
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