Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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