Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
