What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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