Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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