she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
it glows. i had to have it.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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