I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
where are my eyebrows?
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