from now on my penis is your penis
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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