Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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