I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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