matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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