Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
