Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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