i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Green mimosas i think yes
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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