My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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