making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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